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When looking for a handy sex aid, many of us turn to the produce aisle for inspiration, and a dildo or masturbation toy may be as close as the refrigerator or fruit bowl. While the humble cucumber and its comrades have served well, we've stepped things up a bit to bring you some more elaborate creations. With these you should have no trouble getting your daily five servings of fruits and vegetables.

A note on safety. 

Use common sense before playing. Wash them thoroughly with soap. If using them for penetration, please use condom along with lubes. if insertion into anus for rectum stimulation, please select something that is long and make sure to secure it with a string or make a constrictor to prevent it from getting too deep and embarassment at having to seek help to get it removed from your ass. 

Use it and play with care. Have fun :)

Video of Nude Beach Party

Came across this on the internet after sexy and horny Malaysian Penang girl Nora mentioned it during one of our cam chats and thought this is interesting so i'm sharing it. The place was somewhere at Penang in Malaysia. It was just a simple gathering for those who loves to blend into nature by being natural.... in other words being naked.

It was just natural that all activities and games were carried out in the nudes in which some involving body contact and basically its just that. Nothing were of sexual nature. Apparently everyone were there purely to enjoy something they had in common, being naked and close to nature.

Not everyone can accept the idea of being naked all day long even at the privacy of their own homes, but myself is definitely comfortable but i also make sure that i don't offend anyone with my nakedness.

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Ipoh girl Alice wants anal sex

Couple days after meeting Alice and her friend Lyn, both were sexy and horny from Ipoh Malaysia, I received a message from Alice.

Alice: Hi harry how u doing? hope my friend didn't scared you off :)

me: Oh hi too. no worries in fact i kind of enjoying what i received from Lyn...haha.

Alice: hmmm... tat was kinky huh :P 

me: oh yes... very kinky and i don't mind her doing it to me again... haha. i supposed u had fun watching her screw me right?

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Alice: oh definitely. it was different watching from another angle.... makes me feel horny just to recall tat moment... hehe.

me: glad u enjoyed watching even though u didn't screw me tat day. but u sure gave me a good shower and an awesome blow job.

Alice: haha... glad u enjoyed me blowing you ;)

Anal massage by Lyn from Ipoh

Her name was Lyn. she was a classmate of sexy and horny Malaysian girl Alice who was also from Ipoh (read my previous posts about my good times with alice the sexy and horny Malaysian).

Alice called to invite me to her place over the weekend as she wanted to introduce me to Lyn who was in town for a weekend visitation. Without me prompting further, she added that Lyn would like to meet me after she told her about how we met and all sexy and horny stuffs we did. I agreed to the invitation immediately.

Upon arrival, I knocked on Alice's door. A moment later, Alice opened the door to invite me in. Standing partially behind her door, she was completely naked and was grinning from ear to ear. we greeted each other as I stepped into her condo unit.

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Sexy Shan from Thailand

Her name was Shan. A sexy girl from Thailand.

Found her in yahoo chat room trying to strike up conversation with anyone. As usual,  most guys tried to get her attention, some trying to impress by speaking in thai over mic while the rest flooded her with greetings and pm.

I usually hold back to observe if she opens her cam on request by other guys then take a peep before I execute my plans. True enough, she opened her cam for the room.

She was pretty, lightly tanned skin complexion with long straight black hair. She was wearing a white spagghetti top as I recall and i could vaguely see her dark nipples against the fabric. After all the pm exchanges and small talks, I managed to get her attention by asking if she has any motives or things that she wanted to do or experience online.

This is the type of question that will either loose her attention or got her hooked. A 50/50 chance since there were so many guys trying to get her attention. I won. She was indeed looking for some online experience watching guys doing sexy things.

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Naughty Malay girl Nora from penang

Her name was Nora, then 34 years old, married for 3 years. Has near perfect hour glass body, a pair of great boobs in proportion to her hips and round perky ass. Her complexion is tanned with chinese facial features that my first impression she is Chinese. A true sexy and horny Malay lady.

She pm me while I was chatting with sexy and horny Malaysian girl Alice who was from Ipoh. As usual,  any pm from female will get reply from me promptly. We had the usual niceties and small talks intermittently as she was also chatting with her friends.

I didn't expect much to happen when she broke the ice by asking if I will strip on cam for her.

How to retain sexy cam chatters as regular chat friends

We all know its not easy to retain any online female chatters who are either friendly, open minded, willing to watch you do anything and most importantly don't mind showing on cam.

I had been a regular chatter on yahoo messenger in the past and i had a handful of regular female chatters whom we chatted on and offline on a regular basis. Even meeting up for physical activities.

I'm sure many would love to know how I did it, so here's how....

I'm going to cover the following details which I learnt along the way from my mistakes.

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No underwear day out with Alice from Ipoh

It was another meeting session with sexy and horny girl Alice from Ipoh Malaysia on a Saturday afternoon. a day before while chatting online, I brought up a notti idea about us not wearing any underwear when we meet up the next day. she was excited about it as she said she has yet to experience it. so I suggested that she wears a tight top pair with some short skirt or tube and she liked my idea. similarly, she suggested that I wear a pair of loose berms but cut holes in its both side pockets so that she could put her hand through either one to touch my cock anytime she desired.

Naughty filipina and her shy girl friend

She was sexy and horny girl Tina. Saw her at Yahoo Messenger Singapore chat room saying she would be coming to Singapore for a few days to try looking for a job in the next few weeks, so I pmed her. I didn't go all out to nail her, instead I approached her in a informative way by sharing what she wanted to know in order to land a job here. Unexpectedly, we chatted for like 3 hrs when I had to excuse myself to do a cam show for my sexy and horny Taiwanese housewife chatter who pmed her request. So I took the opportunity to excuse myself from Tina that the horny Taiwanese housewife wanted to watch me get naked on cam... Tina didnt reply so I thought she's not into these.

The moment I opened my cam for the horny taiwanese girl, a request to view my cam pop up... it was requested by Tina! I accepted her request and now I have 2 lady viewers... I continued to cam chat with the Taiwanese and begin to undress the way as requested. As I got naked, the horny Taiwanese housewife did the same and then I started to play with my cock. as soon as Tina saw my cam, she invited me to open her cam and i did... i didn't pm her or ask her anything i just let her watch me. unexpectedly, she removed her top to reveal her breasts and started touching them. then i started to masturbate for them while they watch until i going to shoot, i position my cock right before my cam to give them a close-up view as i shoot my cums... right after, Tina closed her cam so i just continued the fun with the Taiwanese.

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Watching the Neighbors Fuck Show

It was about midnight. I was putting tools away in my work shed after a long day of work out of town. I turned off the lights, locked the doors and walked back to my truck. The night was pitch black. It was cool late fall night. Before I opened the truck door I noticed the light in my neighbor's living room. There is a large hedgerow of brushes between the road and our yards so I knew I wouldn't be seen by any one on the road.

 My wife was out of town with the kids for the next few days so I had no real risk of discovery. I leaned against my truck and watched.The neighbors are a young college-aged kid and his sexy filipina maid. But the maid is a drop-dead beauty. Dark blond hair, big tits and a butt to write home about. I have seen her sun bathing in the back yard with a few of her friends this summer while her employer was on vacation and she has a smoking hot body. In the light of the window I saw that they had installed just a sheer curtain.

Sexy malaysian girl, horny indonesian girl and me - threesome

Previously i had already met each of these 2 super sexy horny girls separately. both were adventurous.

Alice is the sexy and horny Malaysian girl from Ipoh whom I have described how we met online in my earlier post and sexy horny Ann be the Indonesian girl from Jakarta whom I have also described how we met.

Ann only comes to sg once a month and stays for about 3 days on each visit. she will calls me whenever she has time to spare before flying home to Jakarta.

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There was a day when i was to meet Alice as usual, we would usually arrange to meet at lavender train station on Saturdays late morning for brunch nearby. i was already at the cafe waiting for her when she arrive... she was wearing a pair of tiny shorts and a matching butterfly top to make her C-cup boobies less prominent as i had expected. just as we were eating and doing small talks on how our week went by, my phone rang... it was Ann... what a coincidence! That's the most appropriate time to call since i had wanted to do threesome. I picked up my phone and answer....

"Hey Harry,  it's me..."

Sexy And Horny Malaysian girl Alice from Ipoh

Her name was Alice, 22 years old at the time we met. She pm me while chatting on Yahoo messenger. She was attracted to my pic of my naked ass of my public profile pic. She was a funny girl and fun to chat with. At the time she was working in KL as a sales assistant. In fact we didn't chat often but we can chat thru the night.

As she spent most of her time at work, she would spend her free time watching cartoons on line while chatting with me. Occasionally she would watch some soft porn while releasing herself.

Once she shared that she watch porn, i try to find opportunity to zoom in further by asking if she likes to watch me on cam. She didn't reject but did not agree either.... so I just remove my clothes gradually as we chat... she still did not object. Then I intentionally hinted that I going to take my shower and will be right back. So after my quick shower, I stood right in front of my cam stark naked and dry up my self.... this time I got her attention. Then I began to touch my dick and began masturbating in full view to her.... she still didn't object.... soon I was sky high and shot cum closed up that I made sure she had good view of my dick spurting cums. After cleaning up, I just sat down to continue chatting as if nothing happened. From then on, i only had to invite her to open my cam and I be jerking away.

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Love Tips

After sharing my internet chat experiences, I feel that we should also learn some soft skills. For instance, married persons can use these soft skills to enhance on relationship and singles can use it to be better prepared for a relationship.

We all have to be responsible for our own actions along with some fun... you know where you stand and limitations. REMEMBER, do not break anyone  heart....

Atmosphere can dramatically affect lovemaking. Try different styles of music from classical to jazz to New Age or something with a hard beat. Or put on sounds of waves crashing or other nature sounds.

(A reader submission)

Diana and I have been married almost 29 yrs.  We've come up with an activity for couples to get reconnected or increase connection,we call it Skin Therapy.  Both of us are self-employed and sometimes both of us having energy for making love is difficult, but we always have it for Skin Therapy. This is how is works, first no expectations for sex, this is intimacy only.  We both get in our underwear and cuddle, spoon,whatever position that comfortably connects as much skin as possible.Many times we fall asleep and sometimes nature kicks in.  Either way after a busy exhausting day its the only way to unwind. Special side affects this might cause, more intimate conversation, heighten desire for making love later, affirmation of love for each other,plus many others.

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Dildo... to buy, make or use alternatives

You you have read my earlier posts, I was introduced to anal massage by one of my female chatter and i have to clarify that i only meet up with female chatter only. I must say its quite enjoyable if do it right. And when did it right,  orgasms is going to be BIG!!!

after that particular session, I began to look for a dildo online, just to be discreet. But I soon found out they are quite expensive. Besides that, I have to ensure its cleanlines and got to remember to stow it away carefully. Another consideration is the dildo size is fixed and I cant share with anyone.

While surfing the web, I happened across a page that mentioned musturbation using vegetables.there goes my bright idea,  I immediately thought of bananas, but not a good choice coz its not stiff enough. Then came zucchini, carrot, cucumber and egg plant. Off all, I think only Japanese cucumber is the most suitable for guys.

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She was a very interesting lady (name her as Joy). Although she's a domestic helper, she's fun loving, intelligent and adventurous. she usually come online every weekdays from 9am after sending her ward to school until about 2pm when she has to go pick up her ward from school. looking after her employers' kid is her only responsibilities. our first casual chat was in Singapore room 1 where people from every where comes to chat, make noise and irritate other chatters. after chatted in the room for a while, i began to private chat with her once a while, chat topics mainly about books we read and music and life.

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Mostly all on intellectual chat and of course some notti topics here and there. it was just pure fun for both of us. As i could be doing multiple chats at any one time, it was this day when i happened to be sex chatting with 2 other girls and casual chat with her at the same time, i blew my cover unintentionally..... 1 of the 2 notti chat girls wanted to naked cam with me so i just clicked invite but clicked the wrong chat box and i was totally unaware. just as i got naked and began to masturbate, joy was actually watching me quietly. Only until the other girls ask for invite again then i realized my mistake!!! well... i thought the more watching me the merrier. so i just let her watched without disturbing her until i tried to ask if she would open her cam which she did. From that day onwards, i would be chatting with her half or full naked and even masturbate at the same while she watched. she never say no to what she saw me do on cam...

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Sexy Housewife Jeslyn from Singapore

Chatted up with this house wife from Singapore in her mid 30s. Her name is Jeslyn. She usually came online after sending her toddler child to day care in late morning. Not a looker but was friendly and nice to chat with. As usual, I maintain a neutral attitude by chatting any topics she brought up. Went on for couple of months, when she began to touch on private topics like if I have ever dated any married women. Here we go...

But first I had to determine her intention by sharing with her my other experiences on YM chats by asking if she will request a guy to strip on cam for her. With her reply that she actually wanted to ask me but didn't dare to ask.... I knew she was ready somehow. Then on following chats I began to ask if she mind chatting with me if im topless, she didn't object so I took off my top and continue to chat as usual. Gradually, she began to ask if I will chat to her if she wants to see me stripped off every piece of clothes on me... so here we go.

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Pictures of my regular chatters on cam

Filipina girl showing her range of Thongs on cam

Taiwanese housewife in night dress welcoming me in her near opaque dress

Chinese housewife about to show her huge boobs as she watch me pull out my dick.

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Sexy Wati from Jakarta gave her best blow job

Met this sexy and horny Indonesian girl Wati at YM chat while she was in town for some business. it just began as simple "getting to know you" chat as this way was the best way to find out if she is into what i was looking for. As we chat on and off during her free time over a period of about 3 months, i began to make my first move by indirect suggestion with my wild fun ideas. she was still not warm about my suggestion so i approach from another angle.... by asking if she would watch me if each time she see me covering up less... she said she's fine as long as i don't give her intimate suggestions. BINGO... good start.

from then onward, after chatted for a while, i would ask if she's alright for me to remove my top... no strong objections. there we go, gradually i begin to wear lesser until I'm just in my underwear and she got comfortable. she even asked me to remove my clothes at times without me asking... right on track!

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Naughty housewife Linda from Taiwan

Remember seeing her Yahoo ID as linda_pxxxx and her cam was available so I p.m her to see if she would allow me to view. First few tries was denied access. I almost moved on to the next when I decided to try ask if she was looking to watch guys naked on cam.... this time she replied asking me to invite her. So I did but I was not naked,  when she saw me, she closed my cam! !! What the heck.... I invited her again and show her what she wanted to see. I stood up, got naked right before her and made sure I fit just right in cam screen and masturbated away furiously and shot my cum. That caught her full attention And that was the beginning of our chatter friendship.

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Pictures of my regular chatters again

... THESE ARE REAL CHATTERS.

When i look at these pics, all those fun seemed like i just had them yesterday....

filipina - Carla

She was all ready to undress during this chat. She was not wearing any underwear at all. Just this top and a pair of tight little shorts.

taiwanese -  Linda

This evening she came online and asked if I wanted to watch her strip for the first time. How to refuse her offer!!! But on a condition that I masturbate for her on cam.

Chinese - Anne

Met her on AFF. She was a not well verse in english but that's no issue. Getting naked on cam is the universal language understood by all. 

japanese - Yuki

She was just here to show and watch my dick..... that's all she asked.

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As i discovered a thrilling way to have some fun at online chat rooms. i was not able to find them as easily as i thought. in fact i got more girls smirked at me then to find my style of exhibition entertaining. of course there are some who got put off or felt disgusted by my approach which i dont blame them......

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Webcam is where fun begins

Fun began to mellow down after getting bored at just chatting by typing into keyboard and running out of imaginations to cyber sex. I began to start clicking on other chatters webcam icon but couldnt see anyone as I didn't have a webcam yet. So I went shopping for one. Once I got it to work.... I was hooked to cam to cam chat.

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It was so fun watching people. I then began to look for cam to cam sex chat... And soon i realized it was so difficult to even get thru to the main topics before the girls just slipped away.

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First experience: Getting naked on YM chat

It began with casual and fun chat at any chat rooms with anyone about anything under the sky.

It was interesting and fun for the first few weeks until I felt bored by inane topics. Until someone pm me asking if I'm into sexy chat with horny girls! I was taken aback at first. I thought, what's there to lose... I'm just here for some fun. And there it goes, casual chats and sex chats along the way. After a few weeks, I began to masturbate as sex chats got me to a high. Gradually my appetite grew... I became focus just looking for online sex chats with any willing ladies... Not all are good sex chatters, some were just terrible who just wanted me to keep typing to make them feel horny. Only a minor few were really game enough to play along like in the real deal. They were actually nice ladies just there to get some occasional fun.

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How i got started with YM and meeting up sexy girls in person

Its a pity that Yahoo closed down its messenger service in late 2013.

This is to celebrate YM which gave me a different perspective since i first became a user in 2003, and here is my story...

l lead a simple life until i met my first girlfriend in 2001 and then she left me in 2003. thats when my story began.

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